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PostSubject: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:15 pm

Vichael Mick, known for his rap songs and rap battles, has been training MMA for a long time. He decided it was finally time to pursue MMA in a serious manner and see if he could make anything of his skills, or if he just could not cut it. Vike just had to have at least one fight. He held a press conference the other day.

Reporter 1: Vichael! Is it true you are going to fight in this brutal ultimate fighting sport? You're a musician, don't you think you're a little overmatched against . . . well, anyone?

Vike: Yes it'strue, I've already crushed brothas in rap battles, I'm done wiff dat. And comingup wiff new rap material fo' albums iz as easy as wiping muh ma fuckinass afta taking uh sheeit. I need sumfin ta occupy muh ma fuckin tyme,
an' I th'o't dat muh ma fuckin presence gracing an organization iz
sumfin dat anyone should wants. Because I be da mudda fucking master o'
all trades. An I dun like the disrespect, don't make me come ovah there bitch...


Reporter 2: What division will you be fighting in?

Vike: Right now, middleweight.
But afta I drink some malt King Colt an' gots myself some fried chickn
n` corn bread tonight, I might be uh mudda fucking heavyweight

Various other questions were asked. Reporters asked when his new album, Fuck My Brutha, Sista, and Mama Too, was scheduled to come out. Also the 5 sexual harassment cases he was involved in that were settled out of court.

Reporter 23: Vike, come on. These cases were settled out of court. How much money did you give those women, a few who were barely legal, to just give up and not justly prosecute you for what you did to them?

Vike:
I did not do sheeit nig,
those bitches be money grubbing whores just wanting ta git money. I
just gave dem what dey wanted ta git dem da fuq outta muh ma fuckin
face. I do not like deez accusations ya be making nig.

Also, Vike had a straight to DVD release coming out where he co-starred with Samuel L. Jackson in, Shaft: Clone Wars , coming out in two months. The date was announced at the press conference. Also, his porn debut could be found on daw04fx.com. The film is called, Cornbread'n'Poon.

Vike:
Oh jaa, an' one last thin'
. . .



Vike: Word!

Vike walks out, disrespecting everyone.
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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:53 pm

Dan Gallant: Stay Middlewight, I dont want to embarass you. Yet.

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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:16 pm

DJ-Syn wrote:
Dan Gallant: Stay Middlewight, I dont want to embarass you. Yet.

Gilberto: So I suppose that I have to embarass him. Welcome SFC. I hope you fight better than you rap because your music sucks!
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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:38 pm

Jonny: Ya what Gilberto said!

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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:37 pm

Dknee: What the Champ said! You come heavyweight... I will ground 'n pound your albums on your face, and choke you out son!! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:07 am

Vike: Dan Gallant, git da fuq out o' muh ma fuckin face 'bfoe I break yo' jaw foo'. As fo' ya Gilborto Dil Santiago, 8-2-0 calling out me? With muh ma fuckin measly nahh fight ever? Of course ya would prob'ly be embarrassing me, in an MMA match. Street fight I would whoop yo' ass.

Vike: And whoever dis here fatty iz jivin' sheeit, git out o' muh ma fuckin face son. Don't make me pull muh ma fuckin gat out.
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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:45 pm

Dan Gallant: Eh yo, wanksta it doesnt matter where we were in a cage on the street on a school bus ay yje ninja turtles house playing volleyball down fucking seseame street... I would drop you with a boot to the fucking skull you CUM GUZZLING QUEEF!

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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:17 pm

Quote :
Vike: Dan Gallant, git da fuq
out o' muh ma fuckin face 'bfoe I break yo' jaw foo'. As fo' ya
Gilborto Dil Santiago, 8-2-0 calling out me? With muh ma fuckin measly
nahh fight ever? Of course ya would prob'ly be embarrassing me, in an
MMA match. Street fight I would whoop yo' ass.

Gilberto is still trying to decipher this. Your english teacher is the embarrased one I guess.
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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:23 pm

Tystick357 wrote:
Vike: Dan Gallant, git da fuq out o' muh ma fuckin face 'bfoe I break yo' jaw foo'. As fo' ya Gilborto Dil Santiago, 8-2-0 calling out me? With muh ma fuckin measly nahh fight ever? Of course ya would prob'ly be embarrassing me, in an MMA match. Street fight I would whoop yo' ass.

Vike: And whoever dis here fatty iz jivin' sheeit, git out o' muh ma fuckin face son. Don't make me pull muh ma fuckin gat out.


Jonny Steels: SO it safe to say that you rode the short bus to school huh?

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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:01 pm

Vike: Are ya bitches retarded? Do ya not fucking know what I speak? It iz called ebonix. Ebonix iz an African language system on top o' English lexicon. It iz not muh ma fuckin fault ya nigz iz too simple minded ta dig' most o' it. Bitches.
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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:10 pm

Conor Donovan: I dig it, lad.
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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:47 pm

Jonny: SO how bout you sign already and let me put my fist where your mouth is, bitch!

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PostSubject: Re: New Fighter Signing w/SCF Soon . . .   Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:12 am

Alan wrote:
Jonny: SO how bout you sign already and let me put my fist where your mouth is, bitch!

Vike: You make me laugh, ya iz
funny, funny like uh clown. Yeah dat iz right, ya amuse me motha fucka.
We will see what da matchmakers do, an' follow wiff dat. I be here ta
fight; win, lose, or draw. what 'chew trippin foo'
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